By dying, my dear Ariana, you missed out all the years of reaming you could have had with your brothers. I solemnly swear to rectify that as swiftly, as graphically, and as beautifully as possible.

May the wand always be in you.

 

Can't believe I missed this topic...

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

 

What's taking so long Bio?

I've been eagerly awaiting my AFC Newsletter, but haven't seen it yet...

 

She's crazy, got possibly raped/ ass kicked, and blew up. What news can you possibly derive from that?

 

Are you kidding? Any of today's newscasters could stretch what you just wrote into hours and hours of speculation, pointless hand-wringing and messages scrolling at the bottom of the TV screen. (Magical Outburst terror alert is at purple with stars!)

Theoretically, such a newsletter could include links to any stories that feature Our Lady of Dangerous Magical Outbursts. Then again, a C2 would do the same.

 

I do solemnly swear to uphold the honour and sanctity that is your tragedy and life. I promise to take no tertiary character before thee and to never besmirch thy name. I shall remember it was you who herded us away from evil!Dumbledore and delivered us into a world without malevolent, Wizard Oppressors.

 

This I do swear,

To pledge myself to Arianna Dumbledore, without whom I could not look at HP/AD and smile.

EDIT: Fuck, I just necroposted! Please don't kill me!

 

This didn't really go anywhere, did it? It was an attempt to find some small piece of win in the pile of fail that was DH, but we all found it easier to just pretend it never happened.