For alliteration's sake.

If, in fact, pi is an unending number, then is the deliciousness of pie never ending?

 

Yes, but sooner or late it will go cold,

How many bean's are they in a tin of Baked Beans?

 

Exactly 405 and a quarter beans

How many beads on a beady cushion?

 

Inverted 1700/e*17*(pi/dimensional gap). Give or take a few.

How many beads are in Moody's beady eye?

 

The number of beads increases every 200 minutes and 25 seconds

Why is a sponge so absorbent?

 

Because they want to be more useful than matresses, who are sentient, but just flobber and worble. Some of them are taken to be slept on, but as all of them are called 'Zem', none of them know which.

Why, in some cases, does HP/OC turn out to be Harry/Ginny?

 

Because in most cases Ginny is a OC, or how could people think she would look hot/cute/...

Is the existence of intelligent DLP Members proven?

 

Yes because.... I'm a DLP member and I'm intelligent w00t

Which came first: Eating or whoring?

 

Whoring, you need money to eat!

Should vegetarians be able to eat ANIMAL crackers?

 

Because eating plant shaped crackers would be kinda weird.

Why are there so many of those damn 12 year old hp fangirls?

 

Because... the rule says you have to have five dogs on a lead with a cat on your arm. Thus the 12 year old fangirls oh.. and Happy Birthday Mr. C.S.Kaniel

Does God love to love? or hate to hate?

 

I say he hates to love, 'cause by the scriptures, he loves all his creatons, but we just bitch so damn much.

Would you believe I forgot that my birthday is the 29th?

 

No! no-one ever forgets their birthdays.

Should I be nice and rep you just 'cause it's your bday?

 

Yes. Yes, you should, because everyone knows 16th birthdays deserve 1337ness.

Do pirates wtfpwn ninjas or do they wtfpwn ninjas?

 

Everybody was dancing, they were dancing as sexy as Mr. Blobby. Indeed, it was a tad bit homosexual but they executed with excellent timing.



When does the sun set?

 

when the moon tells it to

when does the sun rise?

 

Because I told it to.

Would witnessing a spontaneous combustion be awesome, gruesome, or gruesomely awesome?

 

neither. It would be sexually satisfying for Mr. Whore (pssst, Jon... that means you)

How many days in 5 months?