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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    ...Men like balls

    Who sells short shorts?
     
  2. Lord Bill

    Lord Bill ¯\(º_o)/¯ DLP Supporter

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    The same person who sells everything else, of course. Your mum. No, not your's, or your's, your's, yes, you at the computer. Your mum. Yeah, her. She sold me her's last week, called it packaging.

    What is something "Your mum" has never done?
     
  3. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    The hokey-pokey

    What has your mum never done?
     
  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Combusted.

    I'm Meelllttiinnggg?
     
  5. Lord Bill

    Lord Bill ¯\(º_o)/¯ DLP Supporter

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    Sorry, I have bladder control issues.

    Why? o_O?
     
  6. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Yes, the story is very gay and can be found under Jon's plaster cast.

    yes? no? maybe?
     
  7. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Possibly.

    How can one fear nothing but fear itself, as the quote says. When they have never felt fear if that is all they fear?
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    No, Mr. Blobby is not a sheep.

    Why do the Gods hate short people?
     
  9. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    So that us mortals could love you all the more!

    What is the strongest substance on Earth?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...

    crrrrrrr Houston crrrrrrrrrrrrr we crrrrrrrrrrrrrr have a crrrrrrrrrrrrrr ?
     
  11. Nexus

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    Pimple.

    She sells seashells on the sea shore.......why? Cant we just pick them up along the shore for free?
     
  12. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    NO!! how dare you suggest such a thing!!

    Alabama, Australia, Anastacia, America?
     
  13. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Alabama.


    Pop quiz: there's a gun to your head. What do you do...what do you DOOOO?!?!!??
     
  14. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    uh... take off your head.. and then run?!

    Was that the right answer?!
     
  15. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    No, you forgot to scriek bloody murder.

    In America to they say for-shizzels the for-snizzels?
     
  16. Lord Bill

    Lord Bill ¯\(º_o)/¯ DLP Supporter

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    Fo' re-zay, cre-zay. An' graw-dizzle wi' a lean on tha left side, y'naw?

    How stupid of a stupid question is a stupid question?
     
  17. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Yes, it is an endothermic reaction.

    What is a dynamic equilibrium?
     
  18. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    The same thing as equilibrium, except it's dynamic.

    If curiousity killed the cat, and a human's greatest asset is its curiosity, then what does that say about the human race?
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    We're all curious cats that die because curiosity killed tha cat.. and we are all cats.. so that means: Jon is now a cat whore :D yay!

    Outdoor, Indoor, Sidedoor, inside, outside, right-side, left-side... upside?
     
  20. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Wait...Did you just call me a cat whore?

    Punishment for Anna... is;
     
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