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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    melt?

    Was Jon being abusive just there?
     
  2. Lord Bill

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    No, you deserve it for being Jon's bitch, just as he is yours. And you're both Shezza's.

    Why are you Shezza's bitches?
     
  3. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    That's a difficult questions..seeing as I'm not his bitch:D I'm not Jon's either... They're my bitches. Get it right Caveman!

    Exactly how many posts does it take to make a thread popular?
     
  4. The-Hyphenated-One

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    304 posts to make a topic popular.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
     
  5. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    unsliced bread

    nhd sakyfs ktad oste dsf?
     
  6. Void Sorcerer

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    Thank you try again.

    If I asked Tinn online in a very sexy and Godlike way to marry me, would she accept?
     
  7. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Yes. If, by "accept" you men castrate you with a scalpel...

    How many bugs in a bug-like thing?
     
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  8. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Enough to make it buggy.

    If a Twix a Snickers and a BabeRuth all got into a fight, and a ButterFinger decided to step in, who would win?
     
  9. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Skittles.. obviously.

    If Jon, Shezza and Rob walked into a bar...would the bar break?
     
  10. Void Sorcerer

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    When Chuck Norris knocks their ass' through the walls.

    How does one gain the power of the Norris?
     
  11. Jon

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    By submitting to the all Powerful Jon.

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  12. Void Sorcerer

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    Only twice, they learned quickly.

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  13. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    No.. It's like you drinking your own piss... o_o

    Would you ever drink your own piss?
     
  14. Void Sorcerer

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    No, but I wouldn't mind feeding it to Bio. Perhaps it will make him evil again!

    How the hell does one rock their socks?
     
  15. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    I swear that question was asked before... and I was the person to answer it.
    To rock ones socks off.. one must plug an amplifier into one of the holes and ROCK AWAY!

    "In the spot where the girls go wild, there's a N***a passed out, I'm like ________"
     
  16. TripticWriter

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    I am like completely lost because i can't make sense of your sentence.

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  17. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Go all emo!Jon and /wrists. btw my post above yours was a song :p

    Trucker, Trucker, Mother?
     
  18. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    FUCKER

    Did I just finish the description of Anna's Dad?
     
  19. That Wench

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    ...Maybe

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  20. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    None, they would all fly to London to seek revenge.

    How would they enact their revenge?
     
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