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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Jeff

    Jeff Third Year

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    The most excellent firewood.

    Why does Anna whore herself out for minimum wage?
     
  2. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Because it's fun - you should try it sometime ;)

    Picture frame, door frame, sponge ?
     
  3. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    BATH!

    Ohhhh yeeaahh.

    With great power comes Little ___
     
  4. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Pee-Pees (which you would no allllll about Jonneh ;) )

    Hit me baby one more ____?
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Fine

    *Punches Anna*

    When You jump once you gotta jump twice, if you jump three times you gotta ____
     
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    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Punch Jonneh 'cause emo-ism isn't natural...

    "I've got ____ in the bank" ?
     
  7. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    You've got a penis in the bank,

    Oh snap.

    I once shot a man in the ___
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Balls - that man was you :) you once shot yourself in the balls :D 'swhy you don't have any anymore :p

    Will I ever stop being mean to Jonneh? and if so, when?
     
  9. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Now, because i'll complain to Raven and have him G-string you, for everyone's entertainment.

    What is The G-string's primary function?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    To keep Jonneh's balls in order

    Why would Raven G-String me, when he could G-String you?
     
  11. Jon

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    Because i'm sure it'd look better on you.


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  12. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    No, the Queen will not ride a pony. How dare you ask such a question! o_o

    Samurai, Ninja, Polo, Fish, ______ ?
     
  13. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    Battleship of course

    If you fart into a Blackhole what happens?
     
  14. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    You wouldn't have a chance to - you would be demolished as soon as you got even halfway close enough to fart in it...

    Simpsons = ?
     
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    Retarded. (The old seasons where good, these last ones just suck ass)

    If I fucked 3 times to the left, 3 times to the right, 3 times up and 3 times down. How red would Bio's ass be?
     
  16. Jon

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    White 'cause you got his mouth.

    What isn't the square root of an equalatrial number over a tenth of the universe?
     
  17. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    /me nods. Yes, Void does have an abnormally large ass :p

    How many CDs can fit onto a CD rack which was actually made for DVDs?
     
  18. Jon

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    Because a CD is physically and Dataly smaller then a DVD, thus you can put two CD's in a single DVD holder. ;)
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Why didn't the twit above me post a question?
     
  20. Jon

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    Because he expected you to get annoyed.
     
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