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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Fading Dream

    Fading Dream Guest

    Jan 10, 2007 #41
    No one important, and that is why you dont care.

    If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared, why did they write a song about it?
     
  2. Skykes

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    Jan 10, 2007 #42
    because they were bored

    how much blood can rake loose before he passes out?
     
  3. Void Sorcerer

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    Jan 12, 2007 #43
    Still measuring....

    Can a Chinese person have a New York accent?
     
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    yes.

    how many TV's do I own?
     
  5. CHUCKNORRIS

    CHUCKNORRIS Failed abortion attempt

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    Enough for people to say "too many"

    Do spiders wear contacts?
     
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  6. mielterron

    mielterron Second Year

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    Why do people make fun of noobs??
     
  7. Gurukid

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    Jan 12, 2007 #47
    Because we just can't catch a break:(

    Why is Canon Harry such a lazy dumbass?
     
  8. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Jan 12, 2007 #48
    It takes to much work to kick ass!

    How fast is the speed of dark? (Opposite of light)
     
  9. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2007 #49
    [SIZE=+1]299[SIZE=-2] [/SIZE]792[SIZE=-2] [/SIZE]458 m / s * [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]6.67300 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2
    [/SIZE][SIZE=+1](Speed of light * Gravitional constant)

    What is the third law of Jononian Story Writing?
    [/SIZE]
     
  10. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Well, lets see...
    1. Always include Daphne.
    2. Always include Daphne.
    3... Uh... wasn't that don't give Merrill a cameo?
    Followed by 4., which is of course, Always include Daphne.

    Would going back in time and having sex with myself be gay sex or masturbation?
     
  11. Krull

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    It would be sick.

    That said, it could, probably. be considered gay sex as you would be a separate entity (Like twincest)

    Why did I even give that question a second thought?
     
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  12. PlymothRoadrunner1970

    PlymothRoadrunner1970 First Year

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    Cause you wouldn't belong to DLP if you hadnt

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  13. Void Sorcerer

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    Most people seem to be having problems reading in this day and age.

    How far can a dog run into a forest?
     
  14. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    A dog can only run to the middle. Otherwise, said dog begins running back out again.

    Which would be a better name for a dog: Rover or Roxy?
     
  15. That Wench

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    Rover.. Roxy is a name for a fox

    What goes on inside a Pringles tube when it's not opened?
     
  16. Jon

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    Hot Erotic Pringle Sex.

    What about Skittles?
     
  17. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Jan 13, 2007 #57
    uh.. nothing.. because all of the skittles would've been eaten.. by me :D so there would be no hot Skittles sex

    Am I a post whore?!
     
  18. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    No. You're my whore. There's more prestige and a better salary.

    If Ginny's Dumbledore's whore, who gets Snape?
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Hagrid

    Why does Hagrid get Snape?
     
  20. Lord Bill

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    Because semen of a half-giant is a rare and powerful potions ingredient.
    And because he has a big wang.

    How many zeros are in "this is a stupid question" when written in binary?
     
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