110(I think).

How does one rock their socks off?

 

Find a way to plug the amplifier into a whole in said sock

How many cooks spoil the broth?

 

Too many. In most cases, 'too many' is 17. However, when making cake or babies, the magic number is, of course, 7.

How many GinnyPotter site users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Up my ass, giving my orgasms all day, every day.

:::

I live in light, always for your sight. I have no life, no form of my own, I show what you have reaped, the product of all that is sown.

I'm tall, I'm small, tailored to all your needs, don't hate me because I cannot lie.

What am I?

 

Not following the rules. This is a stupid thread, for stupid post-whores, to ask stupid questions in a stupid manner. Like this:

If there are 99 bottles of beer on the wall, and one man takes one down and passes it around, what's stopping the other idiots from going up and getting their own bottle of beer?

 

They forgot their shoes.

If I shot the person to my left, and stabbed the person on my right how would I eat my breakfast?

 

A poke-bestiality guide for ninjas: My-dong-is-caught-in-a-zipper style.

Surarrin gets his computer taken away. What happens?

 

He hunts down Jon, kills him for 'touching' his Sheep, and sells Jon's kidneys, livers, eyes, and pancreas for money.

Jon met the living equivalent of photoshop. It also happens to have two holes and a rough approximation of tits. What happens?

 

I'd first go and buy a refrigerator. Putting the fridge away in some corner, I'd use the Styrofoam and mix it with gasoline and orange juice. Some other households chemicals later (courtesy of my local Walmart), I'd finish my napalm and store it somewhere. I'd also buy some superglue, a whip, a deepfry machine, driveway salt, pliers, tweezers, and other tools.

Not for the weakminded:

Spoiler

Kidnapping my nemesis, I'd take a syringe and inject some napalm under his left pinky fingernail. Threading a needle with some yarn, I'd impale the pinky with the needle and knot the wool around his pinky.

Then, I'd demand that he would kiss my ass and call me 'Grimmyfuckfuck'.

Hopefully, he wouldn't. Either way, I'd light the wool and watch in glee as the top of his pinky would blow up.

I'd repeat this for all his toes and fingers, making sure to cauterize the wounds with driveway salt to keep him awake and in pain. A little bit of fire may help as well.

Super-gluing his ballsack to a wall, I'd whip him and make him run. They won't come off, but it'll hurt like a bitch. Especially when you have no toes.

And then, I'd cut his dong off and deep fry it. Cutting it up, I cut his balls off as well and stick the peices in the ball sack and deep fry that. At this time, I would periodically stick his stumps in the hot oil.

Done, I would make him eat the food I have created.

At this point, I would hard boil his eyes, shove them up his ass and stick some more rock salt in his eye sockets.

After creating an incision to introduce a rat to lower abdomen, I'd seal that and stick a few centipedes in his ears.

Filming all this, I'd wait until he dies (if he doesn't, I'll just slowly electrocute him to death) and send the video (and his refrigerated body parts) to his parents.

And then I'd steal my girl back.

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Would you rather be a taste-tester for Budweiser or a cameraman for Playboy?

 

Fight against Jesus and win, and then claiming his religion.

Owning a religion is mindpower.

Would you rather be stuck on an island with a hot nympho woman, or in a room with everything you'd ever need to be happy with and a nympho dickgirl that you will have to bang?

 

Reverse Gender Bukkake. Nothing like 5 girls all orgasming around you and into your face

Playboy or Maxim?

 

Plaboy-this thread is getting a bit like "this or that V"

how many of my christmas tests did I fail?

 

This is the sorta-S&P version. Therefore, you have all 28 STDs. Told you not to sleep with Ginny.

Okay...

If the animals go marchin into the ark 2 by 2, and Noah gets a hard-on after day 20, how many animals will be carrying a half-human offspring?

 

Transexual!Harry

Pussy is pussy. Harry was always kind of pretty and feminine anyways.

If coming out of the closet means declaring that you're gay, what does declaring your straightness mean?