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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Prophecies

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    It means that you are an undercover-gay, who is actually still in the closet but pretends to be out of it.

    How many people would you be able to hit with your car if you were driving blindfolded, with faulty breaks, at top speed, before you'd die by driving into a concrete wall?
     
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    Perhaps 37 if you were on a busy street.

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  3. Jon

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    The water will turn red.

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  4. That Wench

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    A whore :D

    You are ____?
     
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    Here

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  6. That Wench

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    This thread will never close... NEVAHHHHH!!!

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  7. Jon

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    You're the Sherrif, I shot you for calling me a whore. :p


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  8. Lord Bill

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    Yes, twenty-three.

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  9. Prophecies

    Prophecies First Year

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    a gazzilion

    Why is the color purple named purple and not red, when the color red could have easily have been named purple instead?
     
  10. That Wench

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    Because the guy who named it "Purple" couldn't have named it red, because Green wanted red to be "Red" and would have staged a protest if red was called "Purple" and purple was called "Red".

    Make sense?
     
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  11. Skykes

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    yes

    but why did green want "red" to be red and "purple" to be purple?
     
  12. That Wench

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    Because green is the colour of the SLASHERS!!! SLASHERS don't make sense :p

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    what happned to the gingerbread man?
     
  14. That Wench

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    He got eaten by a big birdie whilst running away.

    Did he taste good?
     
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    Of course, he tasted just like chicken.

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    No, he swears on copies of the Harry Potter books, because they are... The DEVIL!

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  18. That Wench

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    Still a whore, Jon :p

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  19. Jon

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    "I'll rape you Anna." I believe is the correct answer :p

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  20. That Wench

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    Claw

    Why does Jon want to know?
     
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