With powers incomprehensible to the human imagination.

If your head contains grey matter, and space contains dark matter, is Dumbledore's penis full of light matter?

 

Maybe, maybe not... it all depends on whether Snape will crowned the Sexiest Wizard of All Time

Will Snape be crowned the Sexiest Wizard of All Time?

 

Never!

How many unprovoked Sporking incidents will it take to get rid of shitty fangirl authors?

 

No matter how many sporking incidents there are, fangirls always have a way to pop up and around and the most random of times o_o

Why am I so addicted to posting in this thread?

 

Probably because it allows you to ask the questions that are really stuck in your mind, while looking like some random question that just popped in to say hello.

If I'm cut, do I not bleed?

 

Yes. All the cool people bleed...

Are you a cool person?

 

I should Bloody well hope so, after all the blood I have lost in my life.

If you could do any one thing in the world without repercusions, how would you waste it?

 

well, no matter what I'd do, it wouldn't be a waste I would prolly eat unlimited amounts of food and I wouldn't gain any weight because, as you said "no repercusions" yay!

Why are snails so slow at moving around?

 

just think how slow you would move if you had to carry your whole house everywhere you went.

the real question is, why are slugs so damn slow at moving around? they dont cary anything.

 

'cause the slower they move, the more money they can collect when they pass GO!

In monopoly, when you're in prison, how many goes do you miss before you pay £50/use a "get out of jail" free card?

 

you have to sit out one turn then you can pay.

What does the 'hat' figure in monopoly represent?

 

this question can only be answered by psychos

 

Because he has a bad form of retardation

What happens when a Tiger mates with a Lion?

 

you get a liger (very big)

What happens to your brain when you read slash?

 

A man materialises next to you and clobbers you over the head screaming "Your not allowed to read this, because you keep bashing slash on DLP to be cool"

How many fat people would it take to create a tsunami?

 

2k running in a marathon.

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

 

For the same reasons that you're not allowed to do drugs on a highway, or that there are rules on a freeway.

If streets are roads, and roads are streets, and avenues are neither, what about crescents?

 

Because if you parked on a parkway there would be no need for the part section of the word.

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Edit: Oops posted at same time. Whoever goes next pick I suppose.