Obviously it's a conspiracy!

Is it true that 7, 8, 9? Because that's a pretty evil thing for 7 to do. (Mock weeps)

 

I thought that we agreed that 7 was pure evil.

Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

 

Steve Jobs. He wanted a whole apple instead.

What time is it on Jupiter?

 

The same time it is on Mars.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

 

You unleash the apocalypse.

What happens if you divide by zero THREE times?

 

Fangirls will stop writing Harry/Draco slash - but as the apocolyps begins when you divide by TWO zeros, it would be damn near impossible for Harry/Draco slash to stop.... uh no offense Prophecies

Was my comment intended in any way to offend Prophecies?

 

OF COURSE I live for destrying the world

IS Shezza going to be our first victim? (I think he should be, because he's mean )

 

Nah, Shezza finally finished a fic, he is protected by me for awhile. (You will never live down abandoning so many fics Shezza)

If I take your mom, my dad, and Bio's "good" twin what would we create?

 

Hell's Angeles

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

 

otherwise the draught will come in and the dead don't like the draught

How many angles in a tri-angle?

 

I know that one...I know it...one! because if it were three, it'd be tri-angle-angle-angle

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

Lusty!! I always wanted to know that!!! I think there's like some magical spell thing on the inside of the bottle. 's the only explanation!

Does it take a lot of effort to be retarded?

 

Um, no. Theres lotsa dumbasses out there who don't even have to try.

How many licks to get to the center of 1000 tootsie pops?

 

uh.... either 2r or r squared

What is a tootsie roll?

 

The sound Jon makes when he's gettin' it good from the behind

Who's he getting it good from the behind, from

 

You with a strap-on.

What sound does Anna(xXx_A_xXx) make when she's sitting in pancake mix eating skittles?