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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    She screams my name because I poisoned them all and she knows it.

    What did I poison them with?
     
  2. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Jan 23, 2007 #162
    Fangirl innards.

    How much you wanna bet that the slash writers are all fat, ugly teenage girls? (No offense, Prophecies)
     
  3. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    I don't bet.

    Perhaps a friendly wager?
     
  4. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I don't do friendly.

    How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck had an axe?
     
  5. That Wench

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    More wood than what it would be able to chuck if it didn't have an axe.

    If Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are all myths... what does that make slash writing fangirls? .... uh.. again, no offence Proph :p
     
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  6. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    Your worst "Nytmare"!!!

    If I guzzled water down non-stop for the next 4 and 1/2 days. How many turnips could I fit in my bladder?
     
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  7. PlymothRoadrunner1970

    PlymothRoadrunner1970 First Year

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    Exactly 17 on the weekdays and only five on the weekends.

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
     
  8. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Cause they're all Trelawney in disguise.

    Why does absinth taste of licorice?
     
  9. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    The twirl of da tongue.

    What does it feel like for a female to piss up-side-down?
     
  10. The-Hyphenated-One

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    Warm and bubbly.

    What really happened when the rabbi and the priest walked into the bar?
     
  11. carvell

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    They were kicked out for holding hand's.

    Who live's next door to you?
     
  12. C.S.Kaniel

    C.S.Kaniel Fourth Year

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    Jan 27, 2007 #172
    Well, there's druggies to the left, and the right, and across the street, and in the house behind me, so i'm gonna have to go with druggies.

    Does everything taste like chicken, or does chicken taste like everything?
     
  13. Lady Rebecca

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    CHicken tastes like everything

    What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
     
  14. C.S.Kaniel

    C.S.Kaniel Fourth Year

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    Everything.

    Are you one with the Matrix?
     
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    Yes, if by Matrix, you mean Lusty. I am completely one with Lusty. And she likes it.


    If Snape kills Dumbledore (Page 606, Half-Blood Prince U.S. Version), and Snape rapes Dumbledore (Page 101, Philosopher's Stone Dutch Version), why does A) Prophecies enjoy reading page 101, and B) Snape rape Dumbledore - as Dumbledore's a willing partipant?
     
  16. Lord Bill

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    A) Prophecies enjoys the head to anus action and B) Potions. It's always potions with Snape.

    If seven is such a magical number, why doesn't Voldemort do everything seven times times times times times times times?
     
  17. Jon

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    Because if he did then he would have thus he couldn't have.

    E=mc^2 = 1337/Pi
     
  18. Void Sorcerer

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    If it floats your fancy.

    Which came first....your momma or your dadda?
     
  19. PlymothRoadrunner1970

    PlymothRoadrunner1970 First Year

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    Dad of course.

    If the magical world is so magical whats stopping people from conjuring money and other expensive items?
     
  20. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Heliopaths.

    Why did Draco Dunk the Doughnut?
     
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