Angst!Harry because he is uncomfortable being the center of attention.

Hint?

 

No thanks, I prefer to read the manual.

Automatic or Emmanuel?

 

Go with automatic, because after all, it's automatic.

Why the hell am I playing this stupid game?

 

Just like the ones before you, you have been promised unfathomable riches.

Who?

 

Stole.

The cookie?

 

MIKE JONES.

If a part of a whole is halved two times and divided by 12, why is George Bush still in the White House?

 

Because he'll be there until 2+2=3, or at least until the general populace figures out thats's not true.

Pie or Pi?

 

PIE!!

Amirite or Amirite?

 

I believe yourite.

What would happen if a mailman decided to bit the dog back?

 

The apocalypse would happen.

Fee Fi Fo Fum ___ ?

 

I smell the blood of a Canadian.

If a man has a child at the age of 25, is he Severus "MPREG" Snape?

 

No, as there is not Severus"MPREG" Snape. You may have him confused with Severus "Pedophile-Mpreg" Snape.

It heat raises, and cold sinks, where in Anna Nicole?

 

She's dead, yo. Let it go.

Now that James Brown has passed, who is the next Godfather of Soul?

 

Lord Voldemort, duh.

Who is on first?

 

What's on second.

Why is it when you ASCII stupid question, you get a stupid ANSI?

 

Because Jesus hates you.

If Lord Voldemort is the god of Soul, what is Harry?

 

Fucked, proper fucked.

Improper fucked?

 

By a premature ejaculator.

Does it taste the same?

 

Premature ejaculations are more sweet than salty, at least thats what I've heard.

Who's heard the word?

 

Some bitch on 2nd street.

How did McGeiver get so good?