....GINNY SMUT!! ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Smut = ?

 

Smurf Male's Undulating Taliwackers.

UndYourlating?

 

The proper term is "latino".

It's normal to go up north and down south, but why not left west and right east?

 

Because the Lord of the Highway said so. OBEY the Lord of the Highway dammit!

Lord of the Highway = ?

 

Can a man change his stars?

 

You're addicted to FEMSLASH!

Who would you rather sleep with, RuPaul or Oprah?

 

Oprah Winfrey, right? The rich black woman with millions of fans and decades of experience sweet talking the world's most famous men, right? If so, definitely RuPaul.

If moose was meese, mouse would be what?

 

/me nods.

Yes the world will end in ..?

 

I'd like to buy a vowel....

How much would said vowel cost?

 

Hopefully as much as it'll cost me to get laid tonight.

Will I get laid before this morning?

 

No, all of the corners are unfortunately empty.

Have you considered visiting Amsterdam's Red Light District?

 

I don't want to die.

Why does everyone steal my corner?

 

They are forever jealous of the "business" you generate.

Have you Pimp-Slapped those corner-stealing biotches yet?

 

Not yet. Have to find a condom large enough to fit my hand before I touch them.

Who would be one of the corner-stealing-bitches?

 

A name come to mind, i think it's spelled S-U-R-R-A-R-I-N or something like that.

Does that corner-stealer deserve to the Pimp Hand?

 

Naw. Jonneh is okie. It's the whore next to him who's begging for a bitch-slap

I'm so nice aren't I?

 

Of course you are.

How many dogs does it take to scare a cat 1/3 to death?

 

1/3 of a dog.

How would one get a 1/3 of a dog?

 

Go to a man named Jimmy on 3rd street, he's pretty good at division.

What 1/3 of the dog is more valuable?