wouldn't you like to know.

Would you like to know?

 

I have to know, it is my prerogative. I, Lord of the Hyphens command you to tell me NOW.

Have you seen the White Rapper Show?

 

Seen it, I created it!

Why did I suddenly get fired from VH1?

 

Because you had intercourse with the office mascot.

Why am I losing my time qwriting this?

 

Because you hope, through the use of qwriting, you can boost your vocabulary and correctly spell your words.

White or read whine?

 

I prefer read whine myself.

Is it weird that I read that as 'white or red wine' before I looked at it again and saw 'white or read whine'?

 

Ofcourse not. Lots and lots of skittles does that to a person.

Has anyone wondered if the monkey likes being spanked?

 

No because We are the superior race. They will do what we tell them to do.

What shall we tell them to do next?

 

Drive our get away van in a heist.

Why do monkeys enjoy flinging poop in a festive manner?

 

Well...who doesn't?

_____ is teh hawtness.

 

Bob - He's straight.

Bob is also hawt. What is Bob?

 

Bob is a megalomaniac who burns things.

Why is Pulp Fiction such an awesome movie?

 

Because the bullet holes are in the wall before the dude comes out of the bathroom shooting.

If I had John Travolta's hair, what would I be?

 

Gay

Homosexuals are sexy _____ ?

 

, in hypothetical situations.

If I were to, hypothetically that is, _______?

 

Initiate a duel with a raging pregnant women, would i die?

How long does it take to learn Japanese in China Town?

 

Depends who you're talking to.

Why do bad summaries always pop up?

 

Because someone invented Aquapods.

Why is The Game of Public Assistance so awesome?

 

Because your mother said so.

What else does your mother say?

 

Look twice before you crossover to the dark side. Or something like that.

If a dark lord makes a baby with a warrior of the light, is the result a gray baby?