No the result is a shit baby, naturally it would be brown.

Who's better, McGeiver or Houdini?

 

No, their child is generally duck-egg blue.

Have you ever seen a blue duck's egg?

 

Pinky seemed to have missed the appropriate question.
Well, I in my infinite knowledge will answer both.

The duckie of death pwnts them both.

WHAT!!!! are you trying to tell me that =

comes in blue too?

Since the ducky vibrates is it 'evil' like "The Broomstick"?

 

Of course it is!

If the duck is evil, what is good?

 

The piglet.

Why is The Piglet good?

 

Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Ribs.

I want my _______?

 

Baby...baby back ribs.

Why aren't there any more productive games than this?

 

There are, it's just that everyone is to lazy to play them.

Does Hilary Clinton give better head then Oprah?

 

That's an outrage, she would be impeached.

Could Voldemort really be "Harrys Father?"

 

No, but he may be Harry's father.

Could Voldemort really be Harry's father?

 

What.

Huh?

 

No, but it will end up like this:


How does one skin a panda?

 

You must use it's own claws.

Am I the only person on the planet who thinks there may be a market for the Nursing mother panda coat, with the baby as an accessory handback?

 

No.

What is the best angle at which to punt a baby?

 

45 degrees. It has been scientifically proven that 45 degrees is the best angle to pwnt a baby.

Who has pwnted a baby Gorilla before?

 

Chuck Norris has done that, and other things, to a baby gorilla before.

Why do people make Chuck Norris jokes despite the fact that they're not, and have never been, funny?

 

Because he's Fucking Chuck Norris.

Could Jean Claude Van Dam kick Chuck Norris' ass?

 

Hell yes.

Why is it fun to mix up cussing in a sentence, such as: "I'll shit your fuck up!"?

 

Because the sentences are that much funner. ex. Ass me in the goat fuck.

If a man jumped out of a 13 story window and landed on his left foot only, would he still be able to play twister that night?

 

No, but he would get wiped out and wake up in Pakistan, sans wallet and covered in fourteen days worth of vomit.

If I were to drink mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce, what would happen?