You would either internally combust, or vomit uncontrollably.

Which would you prefer?????

 

Vomit uncontrollably.

If Jesus fused with the Giant Squid, what would that create?

 

Lord Cthulhu.

Harry Potter and the Secret of the Tentacles?

 

Equals lucrative pr0n.

Paying only in change?

 

Is the way the Goblins like it!!!!

Whats the difference, when your looking down the barrel of a loaded gun???

 

- 1.

Whatchoo talkin bout, Hyphen?

 

I am just quoting a crazy ass movie, The Departed. I suggest you watch it.

Are there really snakes on a motherfucking plane?

 

Does that answer your question?

Edit: Why does my picture not work? I feel retarted. Fuck

 

lol, it works just fine.

Can I get a royal with cheese?

 

An uncircumcised king with knob cheese.

Why?

 

Cause it sounded good before you described it.

Who was the first person to yell Geronimo after jumping out of a plane?

 

Geronimo's gay lover when he jumped out after him.

Is there a slash fan base for dead indian chieftans?

 

I find that highly likely, based upon Indian dance rituals.

Where can one learn to perform such rituals??

 

I'm sure there's a wiki on rain dances that will summon blades that slice you to ribbons.

Efficient or Erroneous?

 

I prefer efficiently erroneous.

Donde esta el queso?

 

I don't speak chihuahua.

ChaChaChaChia?

 

Why yes, I do enjoy long walks on the beach.

Did you buy your clothes at the toilet store?

 

Wall-mart qualifies for both.

Double Up?

 

Double Down.

Beer or Hard A?

 

Liquor before Beer and your in the clear, Beer before Liquor and you've never been sicker.

Ice or Hammer?