It's hammer time.


Eminem or 50 cent?

 

Wiggers Tryin'


For Us By Us?

 

Freaky Underpaid Boys Understating(what the fuck)

 

Hedwig on Majiku Masharumusu.

Soo desu. Ne?

 

I don't speak foreign.

Do you speak foreign?

 

Yes.

Does Britney Spears look like the Leader of the Heaven's Gate cult?

 

She kinda looks like G.I. Jane.

Is she trying to make a statement?

 

Yes. That statement is: "I'm crazy!"

Will Britney sit down at Graumann's Chinese Theatre, douse herself in gasoline, and promptly set herself on fire?

 

We can only hope.

Does any find Britney Spear's Breasts gross?

 

No, but her twat was sideways in the picture I saw. Like a coin slot.

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or turn gay?

 

Well, considering I'm female, doing them would mean being gay...

Sex, ______, Rock 'n' Roll

 

piggyback rides!

What happens when a bulldog and a shitzu mate?

 

Bullshit.

Am I the only person who hasn't seen the end coming?

 

Well, there's you and the mothers who bitch about Harry Potter, and maybe the Mormons...

Is it possible that Harry's end might be postponed by him growing a sack and putting some nuts in it?

 

No.

If two trains are heading towards each other on a 60 mile long track, Train A going at 65mph and Train 1 going 122mph, when will I get some pie?

 

You get a free pie if you are on Train A.

Do I make sense?

 

No. You make eggs.

Who makes sense?

 

The schizopherniac who lives in The Dark and Looming castle. He sells it for some Virgin's blood drawn when the moon is brown.

Why brown?

 

Because it's his favorite color.

Does said Virgin's Blood grant immortality?

 

Depends on the Virgin, some people *Coughginnycough* are born whores.

Do you really want immortality?