No, he doesn't, trust me....

How is it possible to commit sexual harassment just by sitting in the next room?

 

It all depends on where you fall on the scale of the sexual predator.

Where do you think I falll on the scale of the Sexual Predator

 

On one to ten, you're about a twenty.

If I'm wearing a suit, should I eat a $6 chicken sandwich or a $5 plate of sesame chicken?

 

$5 plate of sesame chicken, because you've already spent the rest of your money having your mullet trimmed.

Is it still okay to make fun of a person with a mullet it they're a gimp?

 

No he wears a cock-stocking, little bugger is HUGE!

Why are all smoke shops run by god damn orientals?

 

Because Opium houses were outlawed.

Why in the world was something as great as Opium houses outlawed?

 

For the same reason that Legion can't love the way he wants.

If I'm doomed, then what are you?

 

The person dooming you I guess.

^^ Was that meant to sound kinkeh?

 

Oh miss, I do hope so.

What does the Rainbow taste like?

 

Ecstasy.

Why did gay people choose the rainbow as a symbol?

 

Rainbow flags are a sign of diversity and inclusiveness in many cultures. They're also a sign of hope and yearning. The Rainbow also represents biblical promise of God to Noah that there never again would a flood like the one that happened happen. The colors in the rainbow flag represent:
hot pink - sexuality
red - life
orange - healing
yellow - sunlight
green - nature
turquoise - magic
blue - serenity
violet - spirit

Why the fuck is organe the colour of healing?

 

Oranges have vitamin C.

Would that be what they represent period, or what they mean to the gay community?

 

Check wikipedia. It most likely won't be correct, but what ever.

Does anyone else owe wikipedia his/her first born child?

 

No, but I owe some lost IQ points to some of its more challenged editors.

Why is Wikipedia so great?

 

Because it has two "i"s

What's better: two "i"s or a me?

 

I always thought me was good for a bit but he gets annoying quickly, I on the other hand is just kind of boring.

How many people fit in your head?

 

Twice as many as those that fit into your head.

'Head' being?

 

Quit while you are a 'head'.

Why would you quit?

 

Well lets think of this logically; To quit would mean admitting defeat...but not quitting will undoubtedly lead to submission. so...Quitting just saves a lot of time and effort, and after you've quit, you get a cookie ^_^ always a plus.

How many cookies do I currently have?

 

4.

Why did I pick 4 cookies when there are plenty of other good numbers that I could have picked.