Because you aren't a fat kid, going for more cookies than you need.

If I kicked a lion, what would happen?

 

The lion would blink at you and proceed to viciously rip you apart.

Now, what would happen if I kicked a fat kid?

 

It'd be like stealing a cell phone from a guy on crutches. He'd chase you, but you're faster and twice as manuverable.

Would you call him fat tits?

 

Only after you pinched his nipples.

What else would you pinch?

 

His big ol crotch belly, yummy!!!!!

Aren't crotch belly's attractive?

 

Only in America.

Why do fat people not kill themselves when they can't see their own penises? I would.

 

'Cause sex is not the most important thing in life... nor is urinating.

Was I seriously being seriously seriously serious? or just serious?

 

You can't be Sirius. He died in book 5.

Why don't men have one big testicle instead of two smaller ones?

 

'cause then it wouldn't be fun.. DUH.

Why don't women just have one big tit instead of two big/small/inbetweeny tits?

 

Because breast cancer hasn't mutated us yet.

Was that a little tasteless?

 

I don't know I've never had mutated tit?

Does mutated tit go best with potatoes or chicken salid?

 

I'd say potato since chicken salad would be too much meat.

Is there such a thing as too much meat?

 

Never!!! There can never be 'too much meat'.


Are Vegans missing out on all the fun?

 

Yes, there's nothing like a raw stake after a pint of blood on a friday night.

What type of blood do you drink when eating a raw stake?

 

Something that'l wash the word splinters down.

Why do you think I said 'word' instead of 'wood'?

 

Cause carvell wrote stake instead of "steak". Plus you're a grammar Nazi.

Are fiber tablets tasty?

 

I'm sure they're working on ways right now to make them tasteless.

Are we doomed forever to spend money on absolutely pointless things?

 

No, you could just kill yourself. Then other people will spend money on pointless things, like your coffin.

Which is worse, a coffin or a cupboard?

 

A cupboard, in a coffin you can lay down!!!

Whats the best way to catch a nematoad?

 

You get a mommy nematoad and a daddy nematoad an you make 'em fuck.

What is a nematoad?