No mere mortal could understand it.

Why must you always insult my cupboard-orientated lifestyle?

 

Because cupboards would seem to hold cups - but instead they hold scrawny and knobby-kneed boys.

Why would a board hold a cup?

 

Because the plank asked it to.

Why do the plank as the board to hold the cup?

 

To call their broker.

Who thinks flash-fried cow and cheese would be a good dinner item?

 

/me looks at the tumbleweed rolling by...
Guess that means no-one

Why is it color, flavor, fiber -when it should be colour, flavour, and fibre?

 

Because things are spelled differently over here, though I can't say I've ever seen it spelled 'fibre.'

When did we remove the "u"?

 

'Cause you people are weird

What colour and flavour is your pavemnt neat the motorway? How many metres in length is it and when will you realise our way of spelling is better?

 

Never. You expect the average American to make a conscious effort at spelling?

Do you?

 

Only the ones who are still trying hopelessly to further our existence.

How many of those people are there, now? Cant be many.

 

No, I never do.

Does he?