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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Feb 6, 2007.

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  1. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Easily. The slept on the left side of Bed, instead of the right side. Therefore, they woke up on the wrong side of Bed.

    Scanners do what?
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Print.

    What do printers do?
     
  3. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Blow bubbles.

    Who are you?
     
  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    God.

    Who am I not?
     
  5. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Me, who created God.

    Why did I create Surarrin A.K.A God?
     
  6. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Because you're evil >_<

    hmm? hmmmmm? Hmmmm?!?!
     
  7. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Actually it was to make someone write a decent HP/DG.

    Why did I want someone to write a decent HP/DG story.
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Because you are really just another Jonneh clone - but you won't admit it.

    Why won't you admit it?
     
  9. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Because I created God, so therefore I can destroy anybody.

    Who have I destroyed?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    The guy who shovels shit across the road.

    Why does this guy shovel shit across the road?
     
  11. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    So it's in his rivals house.

    Why does he want it in his rivals house?
     
  12. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Because you were his rival. He doesn't like you. You stole his bunny.

    Why the hell did you steal his bunny?
     
  13. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    Because everybody loves a bunny.

    Hint or nudge?
     
  14. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Nudge baby ;)

    Smilies smile at winks, who in turn wink at ___?
     
  15. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    upside down frowns

    If a cat wore a hat, would he still have nine lives?
     
  16. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Nope. the hat is magical - so it would be immortal, until he takes off the hat.

    Who is this cat?
     
  17. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    The rapper called C-Dawg.

    Rapper or rapist?
     
  18. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Defo Rapist.

    Why am I still up?
     
  19. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    'Cuz no one likes a downer.

    If anyone calls you depressed you call them...?
     
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  20. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    A fucking fairy.

    Sleep is good for the ?
     
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