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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Feb 6, 2007.

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  1. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    His wife had left him and had taken his kids.

    Where is the love?
     
  2. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Up Jon's ass. He's a whore you see.

    What's the difference between Fusion and Fission?
     
  3. Jon

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    Me raping you, for continuing to call me a whore.

    Why do you do so? :(
     
  4. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    You keeping bringing my name up when I'm not there! It's mean!!! Mean I tells ya!

    Okies I'm sorry?
     
  5. Jon

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    I accept. I rarely bring your name up unless you're there to hear it.

    Pizza, Pie, Prawns, ____
     
  6. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Pigs

    Shoe, horn, rhino, ___?
     
  7. Jon

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    Animal.

    Fi, Five, Fiver, _____
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Frog

    Somebody hit the ____?
     
  9. The-Hyphenated-One

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    Synagogue.

    Why is this thread so addicting?
     
  10. Nexus

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    It is a part of a conspiracy by the Sheep to keep us occupied whilst they systematically take over the world.

    Have heard about The Stone that tried to swim?
     
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  11. deathtehfluffybunny

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    Everytime I put my ear to the ground.

    Pound the ground with lots of______
     
  12. The-Hyphenated-One

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    Ham sized fists.

    Do ants have Aunts?
     
  13. Prophecies

    Prophecies First Year

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    No, but Aunts have ants.

    What would be the correct terminoligy for a dog crossed with a chicken?
     
  14. The-Hyphenated-One

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    The scientific term is Caninus Roosterus, or more commonly known as Chick-a-woofer.

    What is the maximum carrying capacity of and African Swallow?
     
  15. deathtehfluffybunny

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    Half a coconut and half a string.

    Ni?
     
  16. Jon

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    NINININ ININININININININININININII! I AM A KNIGHT OF NI!

    What is the average density of a coconut's left hair?
     
  17. The-Hyphenated-One

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    -.13.23563246 pi

    How fast can the average mouse eat a wheel of cheese? (cheddar)
     
  18. carvell

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    One mouthful at a time.

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  19. Jon

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    Five Bites.

    If I wasn't a supreme being, where would i hide my Tomatoes?
     
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    At the back of the second drawer down, behind the toaster.

    How long do you have to cook a noodle before it's too soft to kill somebody with?
     
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