Mousie.

What do cats do when no one is home?????

 

They Plot to take over the world!

Why are "Your Mom" Jokes supposed to be funny?

 

Your Mom is funny.

Ha ha?

 

No, I do not speak German.

What's white, lived in a box and wields the power he knows not?

 

Harry's donated manjuice!!!!!

What is Prince known as now?

 

A phallus-guitar wielding demi-God.

Why come Harry never gets caught masterbating in the books?

 

Because JK has been writing Harry without a dick for all these years.

Will he grow one?

 

If fanfiction gets published it's a possibility.

Will really good fan fics ever be published?

 

If they are they will only appear on DLP

Where dose the village idiot live?

 

Right next to me.

How many DLPers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A banstick recipaint, as the rest are all to busy reading The Office.

Has anyone succeeded in masturbating to The Office?

 

What's the story, morning glory?

 

Morning glory seed are highly hallucinogenic, but are usually coated with toxic by seed producers, so eat your own second generation seeds.

Are the elephants pink or purple?

 

They come in both shades, but folks have a habit of ignoring the pink elephants in the room, so they only ever talk about the purple ones.

Who does fluffybunny know what Dumbledore's erection looks like?

 

Fluffybunny is Dumbledore.

Why did you not know this?

 

There are some thing's I do not want to know, this is one of them.

Who gave Fluffybunny his name?

 

... a fluffy bunny. DUH!

What colour was this fluffy bunny?

 

Black and blue.

Why was fluffybunny black and blue?

 

Because Harry used to much Teeth.

Why did Harry use to much teeth?

 

...

Who doesn't use too much teeth?