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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Mar 15, 2007.

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  1. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    What was your previous question? and why can I not be fucked to scroll up and check?
     
  2. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Her previous question was:

    Will someone help me kill Lady Skit? She is interfering with Gio and I's relationship, the slut.
     
  3. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    Why do I feel the need to step in and defend Lady Skittles though I doubt my help is needed?
     
  4. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    You want her massive schlong.

    Why can't I sleep?
     
  5. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    why do I think it's because you are afraid of muskrats in your bed?
     
  6. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Because it is?

    And if so, why are their muskrats in Amerision's bed?
     
  7. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    I put them there Gio wouldn't sleep in Amerision's bed.

    Why doesn't Gio like muskrats.
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    'cause Muskats = Deathinapinkboa and Gio doesn't like you. ^_^

    I could kill you with my pinky. Why haven't I killed you yet?
     
  9. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Because your pinky is a bit busy digging for gold.


    Why are we discussing Gio/DIAPIB's relationship?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    He started it. I just like finishing things.

    Ou est la gare?
     
  11. Dango-Fetish

    Dango-Fetish Fourth Year

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    Anna, I never knew you felt that way *blush*.

    "The proletarians have nothing to lose but their ______?"
     
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  12. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Reproductive organs.

    Why the reproductive organs?
     
  13. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    Because everyone knows proletarians aren't born they are congealed from the ooze that is a factory floor.


    Why do I feel like a farmer for saying that?
     
  14. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Well the ooze from factory floor's makes and excelent herbal bath.

    Do you want an herbal bath?
     
  15. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    No.

    What's the difference betwen an herbal bath, and a canabalistic stew?
     
  16. Dango-Fetish

    Dango-Fetish Fourth Year

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    I don't have to answer that, since you got banninated. :p

    [​IMG]

    What's he listening to?
     
  17. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    His mother and father having monkey sex. Hot HOT monkey sex.
     
  18. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Why did I just post again, rather then edit my previous post?
     
  19. Vesvius

    Vesvius High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Because evil flying furbys came and poked out your eyes, making it so you couldn't see the edit button.

    Why were the furby's flying?
     
  20. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Because someone threw them.

    Why?
     
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