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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    That is not a question.

    What are family values to a chicken?
     
  2. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    To henpeck her children.

    Why is it that people in groups are dumber then those by themselves?
     
  3. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    A person alone is smart because he/she can think for themselves, people are dumb because they listen to the loudest voice.

    Why is baseball such a popular sport in the USA when he rest of the world fall's asleep after watching 10min of the 'game'?
     
  4. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Why doesn't carvell realize they just love it in Japan?

    Do you care about Ron Weasley?
     
  5. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    HARMONY?!?!?!?

    Why do cars go VROOOOOOMMMM?
     
  6. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    For the same reason as to why cats go MEOWWWWWW PURRR PURRR PURR MEOWWWWWWW!

    Why do cats do that?
     
  7. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Its all because of the last inter-galactic meeting.....duh!

    What happens if you kill two people in EXACTLY the same way?????
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    You get shot in the ass.

    Who'd be shooting you?
     
  9. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Timmy or his turkey.

    Kapice?
     
  10. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Indeed.

    What's in a name?
     
  11. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    an N, an A, an M and and E

    What's in a house?
     
  12. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Pokemon.

    Why?
     
  13. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    They like stealing people's housing -_- It's a hobby of theirs.

    Why?
     
  14. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Because they are ghey and need to be shot.

    With what gauge rifle?
     
  15. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    No, With the Shotgun.

    What kind of ammo?
     
  16. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Potatoes.

    What else?
     
  17. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    The light is cruel and callous.

    What the hell is our Dark embrace?
     
  18. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    ;)

    I'm sure you can work it out.

    Catch my drift?
     
  19. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Nah the damn thing evaded me.

    What are you thinking when two small gerbils scurry up your leg in the night?
     
  20. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Thank you Gio...

    Do you understand the psychology behind fat fornication?
     
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