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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Cute little chihuahua's!

    Where in the hell is my chimmi chonga?????
     
  2. The-Hyphenated-One

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    Ahh it was under the roaches all along!!!

    Yes I double posted, where the hell is every other stupid questionairre???/
     
  3. Bittersweet

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    Being slowly roasted by angry pigs.

    Why are the pigs angry?
     
  4. Jon

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    Because they have hour long orgasms.

    Who wants to see Syao in Shortshorts? o_o;.
     
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    Uhm...I'm guessing Jon does.

    Why doesn't Jon want to see PinkBoa in shotshorts?
     
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    He forgot to wear his "see pinkboa in shortshorts" specs.

    Why does any guy wanna see guys in shortshorts?
     
  7. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    So they can snuggle in with their shortshorts at night, not feeling at all embarassed about being the only person who snuggles/wears shortshorts.

    Mwuahaha?
     
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    Now do you know the darkest side of me?

    Edit: How did he know I have shortshorts?
     
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  9. Jamven

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    Why wear short shorts?
     
  10. Nexus

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    I forgot to do the laundry this year.


    Who is to blame for this?
     
  11. deathinapinkboa

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    Why did he have such extensive surgery?
     
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    Is this madness?
     
  13. Jon

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    No, this is Pornography.

    What is Madness?
     
  14. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    The only known supporters of Cat/Human/Bird porn

    Why do they not like dogs?
     
  15. deathinapinkboa

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    They only breed twice a year.

    Facebook and Myspace are both ______.
     
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    Foreign objects, which will either be expelled through the urine, or retained to make their way to the brain. Should the latter happen, the resulting neural diminishment will scar you for life, leading to an absence of intelligence.

    Oh, sorry, I was reading about Parasites. What was the question?
     
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    How many trees does it take to eat a man?
     
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    One. For the man is dead and the tree is planted above him.


    What is reality?
     
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    What you make of it.

    How does one go about Time Travel without ending up in an infinite loop?
     
  20. Jon

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    Dot.Dot.Dot.
     
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