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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Cheesey feet you have?
     
  2. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Ya, i have chef's feet.

    Who??
     
  3. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    MORSMORDE!

    CRUCIO!?
     
  4. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Ouch.

    Why me?
     
  5. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    ...

    Why not?
     
  6. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    It could have been a nameless tramp. But that's no fun.

    Why is that no fun?
     
  7. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Because Jesus hates you.

    If Jesus hates you, why does he fuck you?
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Gasp?
     
  9. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Groan.

    Why are you all acting like children in the second grade?
     
  10. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Because they only have the brain capacity of one.

    Is it true, that on Monkey Mondays, you are legally allowed to fling your own shit at people?
     
  11. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    -sniffs.- Not where I am from.

    Who let the ninjas out?
     
  12. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    JON! JON JON JON!

    Why'd you let the dogs out, you menace?
     
  13. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Nocauseyouaren'there

    Whereareyourightnow?
     
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  14. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Of course you're not.

    AREYOUINAHAYSTACK?
     
  15. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    So they could track you down to make it easier to rape you. o_ô

    AMIWRITINGRIGHTNOW?
     
  16. TheDarkAvenger

    TheDarkAvenger Squib

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    I could just say yes and answer you, but where's the fun in that?

    If cows milk throughout the year, why cant humans?
     
  17. Bittersweet

    Bittersweet Groundskeeper

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    We're a pathetic species :p

    Why are humans so hopelessly useless?
     
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  18. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Because you can't all me Godly like me.

    Synopsis:
     
  19. Bittersweet

    Bittersweet Groundskeeper

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    Lol, I can safely say that whatever you are, it's below the meanest human.
    What are you exactly?
     
  20. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Jon est un grand lapin ...

    ^Butchering of the french language?
     
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