He doesn't have to attempt anything.

Where does The Red Fern actually Grow?

 

Ask Wilson Rawls.

Why do you need it?

 

So he can perform the ancient ritual of the Summoning of the BLUE ONE!

Why is the BLUE ONE capitilized?

 

well, let's think about this logically.

*cough*
Carry on thinking about it logically?

 

Not for long.

Where's your latin phrase Lady Skittles?

 

Ahh felt the need for a change.

I'm surprised you noticed.

Why'd you notice?

 

Well, I spent time trying to translate it, when you wouldn't tell us what it meant.

Why wouldn't you tell us?

 

It was for me to know and for you to find out.

HAH! BITCH?

 

I'll drink to that!

Are you off to the gym, then to a fitting, claiming your fat, while looking grim cause you've been sitting choosing a hat?

 

Fag.



What was her latin phrase?

 

Carpe Jugulum.

Do you realize that the word "fag" is equal to the world "Nigger" in it's insulting quality?

 

Nope

Do you know it's also a British cigarette?

 

Yes

What do you get when you blow a fag?

 

A mess.

Who comes up with these derogatory terms?

 

*shrugs* The Aliens

Why would an alien create these words?

 

Because you can pass that football like nothing the Alien has ever seen.

If you couldn't write your name, figuire riddles, and puzzles make you pout, are you going to pass without a puff that bar exam?

 

You only need ID to get into the bar.

A man sees his shadow at midday and feels ___?

 

Good. It mean's the sun is shining.

He looks up in the sky, sees ____ ___ and feels ____ ______?

 

shit bunnies, so sad.

Did you get a chance yet to read Spring Time for Hitler?

 

No, but it looked splendiforous and monumental.

Who's boxing tonight?