Cause he is your sex slave.

O RLY?

 

There is no reason. And that's cause he doesn't.

ETA to Mindless biting Kolskit's dick off?

 

Not a damn chance for you wear an electric choker.

Don't you love me, my personal sex slave god of the fail?

 

Oh no. I would only submit to Gio. That, and electric chokers are not the way to go.

Fear the turtle?

 

Turtles fail, penguins are so much more intimidating.

Maybe a snapping turtle?

 

Lazr.

Lazr?

 

ummm. . . . lazr.

lazr lazr?

 

Uh.... Grrrr... *slams head repeatedly... AH HA! Lazr.

Are we double-teaming this thread?

 

It seems to happen quite often.

Double-team or triple-team?

 

We need one more person.

Who will that be?

 

I'd say triple, I make four, after all.


Didn't you all know xion is the only god here?

 

But I want to be god . . .

Can't their be more then one god?

 

Sigh.

Haven't we learned the lesson of Boten Anna?

 

Only if you're Raven. And yes, haven't you notice Vash is god of smut?




Does this bread tie make me look fat?

 

Not at all.

Insert lecherous grin?

 

You mean goofey, broken-toothed, Snape scowl.

Can I be god of Ask a Stupid Question 6, then?

 

No, but you can be a minor deity.



Why are the three blind mice blind?

 

Because it's a fairy-tale and all fairy-tales are full of fail

Should I live with being a minor deity?

 

No, you can fill out the paper work to be a major deity, but that takes over Nine-thousand years.



Why do all anime characters have spiky hair?

 

I don't know, but it all started for me with DBZ

Why is it that whenever I ryhme I want to say, 'I'm a poet, but didn't know it'?