Ate there once when I was 11, never went back.

Why does Serena Williams persist on playing Tennis?

 

Ya know, I dunno. I don't really follow tennis.

What demographic does Gatorade forget about?

 

Comma victims. Real untapped market there.

What would happen if the music died but the opera refused to follow?

 

We'd still have something to listen to.

Is classical a fading style?

 

Style is no longer classic.

Are sidewalk stop signs redundant?

 

Haven't thought about it.

Do we care?

 

My city's council, who has just decided against adding those, does.

Why is they're no gingerbread transvesties?

(credit to pinkboa's sig)

 

I cant even remember my original response to that.

Didn't that come from that bitch with at least 5 accounts?

 

I remember her from the Bad Profiles thread.

Why is Jim Carrey still called an actor?

 

Because who can forget Ace Ventura.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLrighty then?

 

Hell no...it was all about The Mask.

Why is The-Hyphenated-One hyphenated?

 

Because he's The-Hyphenated-One.

The mask?

 

The movie.

Milo?

 

As in Atlantis ,from Disney movie, Milo...

Does Kate have a life?

 

The DLP Library is her live.

Why is my dog so cute?

 

Because you shaved his ass and told him to walk backwards, duh.

Where do all the fangirls go when they die>?

 

Big Joe's Emporium of BDSM gear.

What side do you support in the GREAT Snape Debate?

 

I support him being a bastard, but a very intriguing character.

Do you support the killing of unknown sheep in the vicinity of Kazakhstan?

 

True meaningful love.

Would he eat sausage on top?