Paradox...

Did my post have anything to do with your answer?

 

Penis.

Is what ever Boa wants what Boa gets?

 

Boa gets nothing that he wants.

Question is, what wants Boa?

 

May I have a fist full of the strawberry jam?

 

Only if it's Smuckers.

What is this "shake an bake nonsense"?

 

Ask your booty.

Is it wrong to do what I did today.

 

hmmm

Did it involve a pair of hot Japanese twins?

 

We can only hope.

So did it?

 

Yes.

Is this just funny?

 

Nothing you give us is funny.

Was I supposed to actually watch that?

 

First minute watched like a bad soap opera.

Did I just admit to watching soap operas?

 

I've seen you watching them before, don't lie.

I bet you watch then too, eh Mind?

 

No, I prefer discontinued sitcoms.

Speaking of which, who loves Arrested Development?

 

I don't watch television so you're on your own, biatch

Why you not like super robot battles?

 

They aren't bloody enough.

Humans killing humans is just more... visceral, wouldn't you say?

 

Actually, I agree whole-heartedly.

What can describe the beauty of a shotgun massacre?

 

Nothing.

Brings tears to your eyes, yes?

 

I'm emo, I only cry tears of blood.

Would an emo rather go down the road or across the street? Which would be more hardcore?

 

Doing both to get more blood!

Will the emo nation have a presidential candidate in the near future?

 

Of course not, why would they attempt to put a retard in office.

I'm sad, hug?