Not in the slightest after that disturbing mental image.

Where's the bleach for my mind's eye?

 

Right next to the dish soap on the top shelf.

Forgive me for destroying your eyes?

 

Sure...

Peanut butter?

 

No.

Why should cougars, peanut btter, and peens never be combined?

 

Ask Jburnsluvrgurl

Her logic seems flawed enough to come up with something.

If you were one in a million, how many carbon copies of you would there be?

 

None. I prefer Silicon to carbon.

Do you think Voldemort offers good dental insurance to his minions?

 

They have the best health plans and life insurance for themselves and their families.

Makes it worth it to be a Death Eater?

 

It all depends on the vacation time and if there is a good 401k.

How do the Order's benefits stack up?

 

Pheonix Tears seems to be their only remedy, with little to no vacation time.

Don't even get started on pay and holiday bonus'.

Does that explain why their membership count seems so low?

 

No, the fact that having sex with Molly Weasley is part of the initiation rites does though.

Does the mean Fred and George fucked their mum?

 

It's probable.

Do you think it was at the same time, with Dumbledore and Arthur particpating?

 

No.

Did anyone just remember a story with Pedo!Dumbledore 10 incher shagging the fuck outta Susan Bones?

 

No, but I did remember the one where he fucked Ginny because she couldn't stop masturbating.

What would you rather watch, the Lifetime movie channel or Ginny's online dating profile?

 

Is suicide an option?

Will you come to me on the wings of desire?

 

Only if you'll lay down on a bed of roses.

What happens to the wind beneath my wings if there's a drought?

 

You'll have to take a stairway to heaven.

Will he still claim it takes a women if I put my hand in?

 

Only if it's sittin on the dock in the bay.

It's closing time. Do you know who you want to take you home?

 

No, they're all just another brick in the wall.

Is London calling if you don't live by the river?

 

It's calling like a virgin.

Why is it that love don't live here anymore?

 

Because you're hot blooded- check it and see. You have a fever of a 103.

Should I stay or should I go?