Ask the ladies who lunch.

Have I got a girl for you?

 

Only if she walks like an Egyptian.

Knowing me, knowing you, is there nothing we can do?

 

No, it's like you're stuck in a moment you can't get out of.

Maybe you should take a photograph?

 

Don't need to anymore, he called me on the telephone.

Would you like a season ticket on a one-way ride?

 

I don't know.

Do we get to play the name game?

 

Yes, because rocking the casbah doesn't seem nearly as fun anymore.

Does anyone know a good Dark lord!Harry fic?

 

Not I.

Why are Weasley women hags?

 

They're not hags! They're feisty!!1!!!11!!!one!1!!!!1

Severus Snape did __________ to the __________?

 

Severus Snape did nothing to the child.

Was my answer to your question a lie?

 

Yes. Don't do that too much, it's filthy.

Voldemort vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer- who wins?

 

If a stake to the heart killed Voldemort he would have been killed long ago...

Chuck Norris Vs. Voldemort? Who would win?

 

Voldemort checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep every night.

The best Chuck Norris fact is ___________________________?

 

Chuck Norris round-house kicked a star at the beginning of time and thus the Big Bang occured.

If Voldemort recruited Chuck Norris, how long would Harry Potter survive?

 

Who long does in take for Chuck Norris to round-house kick someone in the face?

 

0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.

Has there been a fic where Harry is Chuck Norris reincarnated?

 

No.

If Harry was Chuck Norris reincarnated, would he have a bigger dick?

 

Chuck Norris' dick is the reason a penis gets soft after sex. They think of him and crawl into hiding.

Does the river flow into the sea?

 

As does the sea flow into the River.

Does anyone actually think Chuck Norris "facts" are funny?

 

Not really, no.

Is it odd that the idea of a ChuckNorris!Harry in no way inspires a plot bunny?

 

No, considering the fact that he's actually a fundie or something.

If ships are for sailing, then what are the Jack Sparrow shippers talking about?