A one fingered salute.

Good present?

 

Eh, close enough.

What sound does a one handed clap make?

 

A bit smaller of a sound then a two handed clap.

If a tree falls in the woods it makes a sound whether anyone is there to hear it or not. Amirite?

 

You mean Jewurite???

amirite?

 

What about a jew?

 

Jews often have hair.

What about a Lovegood?

 

They also have hair.

Coincidence?

 

Nope. Conspiracy!

Are the aliens reading this? >.>

 

....

If you were an alien, would you be reading HP fanfiction?

 

That would all depend on if all the fanfiction on my planet was slash.

How sad would it be if alien life had to come to earth to find even halfway decent fanfiction?

 

I'd cry.

Would you cry, or will you recommend me a decent Dark lord!Harry fic?

 

I suggest you read the new DarkLord!Harry fic titled "The Return of the Gods". >.> I hear it's muy bueno.
/end shameless self-plug

Seriously though, I could use a good DarkLord!Harry fic myself. Anyone have any ideas?

 

Aren't you the Lord of Plot Bunnies?

 

I am, but I'm also impatient as hell and don't want to wait on myself to write a story...for myself. >.>

Will YOU write one of my plot bunnies?

 

Only if you ask nicely.

Will you write my plot-bunny?

 

Kender has enough plot bunnies. I might write it, though, if I finish my Buffy/Supernatural fic before someone else takes the challenge.

Why is it that on a site called Dark Lord Potter, I can't find a single Dark Lord!Harry story (everything I have seen in Dark Arts is lightsided) and no one can rec me one?

 

There was a fic I read once where Harry turned into this whacko smiling clown demon thing. It was a fairly over the top, but amusing, DarkLord!Harry fic. I'll see if I can find it for you.

Is anyone here afraid of clowns?

 

Only Zombie clowns.

Does anyone dream about Zombie Hermione Clowns?

 

I will now. Thanks a million /sarcasm off

Evil Zombie Hermione Clowns vs. Voldemort: who wins?

 

Evil zombie clown Hermione. Voldemort has always been secretly scared of clowns....

Godzilla vs. Voldemort. Who would win?