Godzilla, his dick is bigger.

Voldemort vs. MechaVoldemort. Who would win?

 

MechaVoldemort because he can keep going, and going, and going...

Dumbledore vs. Gandolf

 

I'd say Gandolf would get distracted by all the shinny shit on Dumbledore's ropes, but we all know that Gandolf the White trumps Dumbledore of Many Colours.

Book 6 Ginny vs Book 5 Ginny?

 

If the 5th movie is to be believed, then book 5 Ginny can pwn everyone, including Voldemort.

Is Fred Phelps gay?

 

That is a question too horrible to consider. I mean seriously...have you seen a picture of the guy??

Dementors: Vilest of the Dark Creatures or Misunderstood creatures that just want to be loved?

 

Does anyone want to know who I know that?

 

Yes please.

Do you ship ASS?

EDIT- I removed the link. Check this post in the DH sub-forum if you really want to know.

 

Even with the link, I can't figure out what the pairing is.

What is that pairing?

 

I removed it so I won't risk bringing the wrath of the admins on me. If you really want to know, it's in this post in the DH sub-forum. I linked to the individual post that talks about it, so you won't be getting spoiled beyond that little bit.

Fangirls=_____________?

 

fat.

Why do people look like Dorothy?

 

Because they want to be married to Kinsfire.

Who here hates pedo!Keith?

 

Hope right on!

I have never read a kinsfire fic, have you?

 

I did, way back before DLP and my fandom hiatus. I remember thinking it was very lulzy, and that I stopped reading after momma Granger got pregnant. As for bandwagoning, I'll hop on by saying that his wife terrifies me to my very core.

La la la la la?

 

Fa!

Dorothy is scarry, isn't she?

 

I think that picture has to be a fake. If that man has any love, or even a vague like, for his wife, he wouldn't have put that abomination out on the interwebs.

Pinky and the Brain vs. manipulative!Dumbledore?

 

Piny and the Brain vs. manipulative!Dumbledore is a tie. Dumbledore's plans have Snape to foul them up just as Brain has Pinky.

Bugs Bunny vs. manipulative!Dumbledore?

 

Bugs wins, he looks better in a dress.

Gay!Dumbledore vs. Straight!Dumbledore

 

Gay!Dumbledore, for the sheer lulz that the final battle would be.

Beyonce vs. Fergie?

 

Fergie is a better speller.

Jesus vs. MechaJesus?

 

Jesus has the whole mystical deity shit going for him while MechaJesus can make things go boom. Go, go MechaJesus!

What if death wore a purple boa?