Coke, with some cane of course.

If you argue with a Russian over land in the Middle East, why does Peja Stojakovic still hit the three?

 

Because he was abused as a child.

Rep comments- the new PM?

 

Yes, yes indeed.

What is the third root of a second degree black belt?

 

Pi.

Do you ship Fred Phelps/George Bush?

 

Nah, I ship George Bush/ Condaleza Rice ftw.

Is that as messed up as I think?

 

Did that answer your question?

 

Yes, in a way that no one should have to see.

Do you have some bleach or a cattle prod I could borrow to burn my eyes out?

 

Sure, always keep them near for the Sick and Perverse threads.

Did you need them when you saw Mitch?

 

Oh yeah, who didn't need to burn there eyes out after that.....

Is tridentwatch bidding his time in order to lull us into a false sense of security?

 

*cough xcel cough*

Do you agree?

 

I wholeheartedly agree with all of my heart. <<<<<weird eh.

How do you like the new avatar?

 

Nice.

But the garlic peeler is scarier, no?

 

Lets just say I don't want to experience it first hand.

Kitchen tools of death ftw?

 

How much potential for evil does that have?

 

Oh My God.....................I would love to push someone's face into that.

Xcel is our first candidate?

 

Yes.

Voldemort __________ dance with __________ on_________?

 

Voldemort must dance with deathinapinkboa on a moot nlit night.

That is an odd mental image, no?

 

Not really. I've seen the Voldiewithapinkboa, so it isn't a stretch.

Switzerland?

 

No, I'd want to go to New Zealand.

Imagine you are inside a steel box for a moment, there is no way out.

How would you get out?

 

Kill the cat in there with you.

Is the cat dead?

Big D