He does sodomize sheep.

Why does this need to come up as a topic?

 

Because sheep are sexy.

amirite?

 

No.

Am I correct?

 

no.

Sheep are teh hawtness?

 

Depends who you're talking to.

I wanna walk up the side of a mountain....

....I wanna walk down the other side of the _______?

(Stupid Honda commercial that was on replay in my head for a few hours, long time ago)

 

(NM, I hate how fast paced this is sometimes.)

 

If one train leaves Atlanta at 9:47 pm, and another leaves North Dakota at 10:11 pm, do you sneeze?

 

Yes.

When one flying dog is green and the other goes around the house when will they meet?

 

At dinner.

Did Pocahontas have sexual relations with animals?

 

No, at least I don't think so.

Where did that question come from?

 

Right out that guys ass.

Was it painful?

 

I don't think so.

Would he have asked if it had been?

 

You'd have to ask that guy.

Which guy are we talking about?

 

The one with the hair and the arms, ya know.

Crikey, there's a stinger in my chest, should I pull it out?

 

Probably.

Steve Irwin?

 

The Crocodile Hunter?

 

No, the Science Guy.

Yahoo or AOL?

 

Google.

Blasphemy?

 

Of course.

Do do do do do do do-wo?

 

bow chica bow wow?