Yes, and it's stating to smell.

Truth or Else?

 

Plausible Denial.

One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four ______________

 

Ginny's a whore.

Was that unfair?

 

That was eeeeeexcellent.

Voldemort would________bestiality with_________?

 

Edit: Gah..too slow...


Voldemort would enjoy bestiality with Bellatrix (can you figure out the hidden insult there?)

Nick, knack, _____-_____, give a ______ a_______

 

Knick, knack, panic-attack, give a Doc a phone.

Did he answer?

 

Yes.

How many _____________ pills did he prescribe to __________?

 

How many chill pills did he prescribe to my avatar?

What do you think he's looking at? (Edit: It can't be Mitch!)

 

Possibly this.......



What in the fuck is that?

 

The result of Mpreg.

But isn't this prettier?

 

You son of a bitch, why isn't that in sick and perverse? lol

Why hasn't anyone written a Van Helsing/Harry Potter crossover?

 

O RLY? I haven't read any, so I don't know if they're any good.

Would you read a fic that has Voldemort turning into a giant snake demon (basilisk) for good?

 

Yes, it has originality, and Harry probably won't become Lord Potter-Black-Uber WtfPWner.

Can Harry wtfPWN Voldemort on the last Sunday of April, if the weather is right?

 

Only is he's SELFLESS and has the powah of LUV.

Lord Harry Potter Poodle for the win?

 

Yes.

If Mexico invades Texas, did we remember the Alamo?

 

Mexico has invaded Texas...who do you think is mowing our lawns and doing our road construction. And trust me, the Alamo is remembered by everyone in San Antonio thanks to tourists.

If A + B = C and C = Y(W/Q)...why do people still write HP/DM slash?

 

Bcause C=rationality and Q=0.

Story where Ginny is a boy-good or bad?

 

Awesome, that lessens the possibility of Harry hooking up with her through a love-bond. Hopefully she isn't the missing piece to the radical rectangle.

Did you actually read a story where this was the case?

 

No, but I have seen Herman/Malfoy (Hermione was actually called Heman, and Malfoy was a chick.)

What harm would you cause with a spork?

 

Imagine a spork being lodged in your eye. It would not only puncture, but allow the stabber to extract the remains and have a snack........I tried to find a picture, but no luck.

What can you do with a garlic peeler?