You take a certain vital, yet small part of the male anatomy, insert, and crush.

Garlic peeler wtfpwns now, yes?

 

DAMN IT. I even refreshed first that time. >.<

Yes it does, but the Whisk is still the ultimate doom.

Hickory, dickory, dock; the _______ ran up the _________

 

Hickory, dickory, dock: the ginslut ran up the cock.

How much ________ could a ___________ chuck if a ____________ could chuck__________?

 

How much porn could a baptist chuck if a baptist could chuck porn?

If
A=B
AB = A^2
AB - B^2 = A^2 - B^2
(A-B) B = (A+B)(A-B)
B = (A+B)
B = 2B
1=2?

 

The answer is negrep to those who post real Math questions. (edit: note no real negrep was given)


Cow, Spoon, Moon, Plate, Jump, Cat, and Fiddle. Can you arrange them?

 

Yes.

Cow, Spoon, Moon, Plate, Jump, Cat, and Fiddle. What is the proper order?

 

No, its Cow Jump Moon.......Plate Spoon.........Cat Fiddle.......Duh

It seems we have a new player in the stupid game, will he be able to handle the PRESSURE?!?!?!?!?

Under pressure is playing in the background

 

Edit: Hyphen, I don't think I can handle the pressure.

The cat jumps on the plate, then spoons a cow to the moon while playing a fiddle.

Caturday?

 

Can you handle the pressure of having a new player?

 

Edit: Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not....oh never mind.

No I can't handle the pressure.

The real Grim Fairtales; just how twisted were those brothers anyway?

 

Fred/George post epilogue twisted.

Voldemort/Cinderella?

 

Yesplz.

Have you ever had a fart that smelled exactly like beef jerky?

 

Answer: Of course.... not.

Stupid Question : Who has the internets?

 

I r haz the interwebs.

Lulz wut?

 

Would you eat that?

 

Yes, it looks like it has pickles in it's eyes.

What's the wierdest thing you've done, not remembered, and had to be told about later?

 

Edit: ...... DAMN YOU GLERNAJ!!!!

Only if the cat's calico.

TWO PART QUESTION:
1. Are newbies allowed to comment in other newbies intros?
2. Do the newbies know that posts in the game thread don't count for total post count? Otherwise I would have 158 more posts.

 

I don't beleive that they do. I would also have mucho posts>!

Donde esta los pantelones?

 

The cat ate them.

If A is B, and B is C, does god exist?

 

It's only good in soft drinks.
Cancer ftw?