Breakfast for Dinner.

When will the apocalypse come?

 

The Day After Tomorrow.

Why does spaghetti taste different each time you eat it?

 

Because tomato sauce is the devil!

Italian or Greek?

 

Gyros are the shiznit.

Mexican or Mexican't?

 

Mexican.

That word of the day has been more like Word of the 72 Hours.

Does Lorelei not need to change it now?

 

Lorelei does need to change it, and she will when she gets home in 2 hrs and finds something new to mock.

What if Voldemort was a bitch?

 

Voldemort is a bitch. He was taken down, twice, by a normal kid.

How sad is that for him?

 

Very sad. He has to have ghost-Peter turn into ghost-wormtail just so he can hold him close and get some sleep.

[rant]Why on earth does Green day insist on taking classic songs from some of the greatest bands of all time like The Clash and Queen and massacring them with mediocre vocals and new 'interpretations' that assassinate any meaning the song originally had?[/rant]

 

Because they want to piss of Gio.

That wasn't really a good idea on there part, was it?

Edit: I have just looked over the past several pages of AASQ, holy shit! I mean seriously, shit with holes in it! Kids, get a life.

 

Mostly because they feel it's amusing to cause rants such as that one.

edit: I hate you death.

And no, no it wasn't a good idea on their part.


Greenday is to Music as Katie Bell is to _________

 

Vaginal hair.

Where does Voldemort wax his bush?

 

Because he's insecure and needs to feel sexy for his death eaters.

Why does Voldemort fear rabbits?

Edit: @Pinkboa- I have a life. What I don't have is something to do while I pass along the dead hours in a retail summer job.

 

Because no plot bunny ends well for him.

Fried Rabbit Leg or Fried Frog Leg?

 

I must confess, I enjoy both.

What about escargot?

@ofthesea--Honey, I feel for you.

 

I have only been in the vicinity of escargot once. There was throwing up involved.

Does Deathinapinkboa prefer to be called Death or PinkBoa? He mock me

 

Well I am Death, I happen to be wearing a Boa that is Pink...so stick with Death deary.

Do you realize that I call you oftheSea, because I can't remember how to spell Lorelei.

 

He prefers Poppet Monarch.

(glances back at the last few pages and realizes that this thread has gone from funny stupid to stupid stupid. I might be too cool to hang out with you guys, but I'll try to redeem it.)

Elder Wand or Snape in love with Lily: Which is worse?

 

Snape in love with Lily. The "Snape" factor makes it auto-suck with no hope of redemption.

Mardi Gras or Jazzfest?

 

Mardi Grass.

The opposite of faith is________?

 

Ego.

Can you figure out what I mean?