Why would Vash do suprsise buttsecks to the cow?

That is a mental image and a half, no?

 

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!! Although the pink-haired calves would be cool.

Wouldn't they?

 

Hell yeah they would!

Cooler than the multi-coloured ducklings from the Kleenex ads? Pink, blue, green ducklings!

 

Hell ya, nothing tops pink haired calves.

Except maybe blue-haired fighting chimps?

 

Or a sword fight between a pair of monkeys, while other monkeys - fully dressed in suits and top hats - enjoy the show. I have a picture (read: drawing) of this that I saved on my computer from somewhere on the internet.

 

You're supposed to ask a question now.

Isn't that right?

 

Yes, you are absolutely correct.

It seems the noob needs to understand this is called Ask A Stupid Question 7, AMIRITE>?

 

Sure.

Encyclopedia Dramatica?

 

You are correct, sir.

Will the thread ever recover?

 

Signs point to no.

I should have paid more attention to the fact that yes, every post in here has had a question in it.

But then, we all make mistakes sometimes, isn't that what makes us human?

 

No, the fact that we don't come from a different planet makes us humans.

Back streets back alright?

 

It's got a case of parasites from the water, but all the stop signs are fine.

Does the Phantom like Opera?

 

/sigh I was going to give an answer that referenced the Phantom comic rather than Opera, but figured most wouldn't get the reference.

Getting old sucks does it not?

 

Signs point to yes.

I have learned that, when you die, you go to an apartment complex near the Washington Monument with a giant black sphere that sends you out to hunt aliens. Have I gone insane?

 

Yes. Yes you have.

Speed limits on the highway: Strict rule, good suggestion, or more of a "loose guideline"?

 

Loose guideline.

Who follows guidelines?

 

Legally, a loose guideline. At least in Texas.

Is HBP better after reading DH?

Edit: Dammit.

 

No, they both sucked big green Voldemort balls.

Harry/Ginny or Slash?

 

Harry/Ginny. Slash automatically fails.

Harem or Soul Mates?

 

Harem.

Okay, a better one... Harry/Ginny, or Harry/ His hand. lulz.