Lupin...yeah he actually went against the norm of DADA teachers and taught them something.

/me boo'es

Dammit I fell for your sig Big D, thought you actually wrote something new.

Why must you mock us so?

 

I'm writing stuff... seriously... don't look at me like that.

More disappointing: Tonks dying or Hagrid living?

 

Tonks dying...seriosly Jk fucked that one up...Tonks was one hot bitch.

Then she also got paired with Lupin in cannon...ugh.

Opposites do NOT attract, am I correct?

 

Males and Females are opposites. Of course, that means nothing in HP fandom.

Anything more disgusting than M-Preg?

 

Transvestites...seriously I think I have a phobia.

Transvestaphobia?

 

Chicks with dicks I can avoid, shit-babies are just scary.

Shitbabyphobia?

 

Well you would never know it was a shit baby once it grew up and was mixed in with the rest of those little bastards.

Trannies on the other hand...imagine a hot chick suddenly getting an erection.

What was it originally though, male or female?

 

If it got an erection, male I think.

Is it really better either way?

 

Real men only go one way.

Harry couldn't stop telling anyone who would listen about his exciting new _________?

 

Harry couldn't stop telling anyone who would listen about his exciting new Girlfriend who loved to give him head and poke his somach with her wand.

Random Nosebleeds ftw!?

 

Only the once.

Somach?

 

Did you mean stomach?

If so no, it is really hot where my mom lives and I guess the temperature burst a blood vessel in my nose or something...had nothing to do with my stomach...

Visiting parents has to be a drag, why do we do it?

 

I don't.

The question was if YOU meant stomach? (look at your above post)

 

Well, can''t two questions be asked?

@Big D - dammit Big D...my rep was 69 why'd you have to ruin it...now I have some random number like 72 on there.



P.S. thanks for the rep ^_^

 

Don't worry about it.

(flails for a topic that doesn't involve the word "somach")

Can you think of one?

 

Yeah.

Are we officially post whores now?

 

The posts don't count, so no. I wouldn't be here if they did.

Who needs a bunch of useless posts?

 

Communists.

Why the IRC hate against Texas?

 

Don't know, but I'm pretty sure IRC stuff is supposed to stay there.

"Snape," Voldemort hissed. "I have a very important assignment for you. I need you to ______________?."

 

Keel Harry Pottah!

Is it almost getting to be that time of the thread?