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Holy crap?

 

Indeed.

If there's Holy Crap, is there Unholy Crap?

 

Newtons Third Law says that there is.

Since Lorelei did not answer...

Is it almost getting to be that time of the thread?

@Lorelei: Shame on you Lorelei.

 

Yes it is. Which means it's time to ask the fun questions so the first question of AASQ 8 is good.

If this person and that person an that one other person have cake for dinner, does that mean that Harry Potter is a Spice Girls fan?

 

Yes.

If Colbert and Stewart actually ran for president/vice-president, what would the effect on the world be?

 

Only if red trees grow near the black forest.

If I were to jump in front of a moving car, would the man behind me gasp?

Edit: Glernaj-A lot better than with Bush running it.

 

Only if he is sexually attracted to you.

Is he sexually attracted to you?

 

Of course he is.

If a duck's quack doesn't echo, does that have military implications?

 

Yes, it means they need to nuke the hell out of Round Rock, Texas.

I wonder if anyone on this board lives there?

 

I live there.

Have you tried the donuts?

 

Yes, they were stale.

If a tree doesn't grow in Brooklyn, does it grow in Hell's Kitchen?

 

Nah, Martha Stewart wouldn't allow it.

Is Tuapc really dead?

 

Yeah, he chocked on the Gaunt Ring.

What happens when an Inferius and a Dementor have sex?

 

This


I think I'm turning Japanese?

 

Interesting. I ran.

If a man gets exposed to radioactive light, will eating pie cause adverse reactions?

 

Only if the man is exactly 6 ft. tall.

Fill in the Blanks:

Harry Potter stared in horror at the sight in front of him. He never would have thought that _____________ would do __________ to ___________. And using a(n) ____________, too! He was shocked, but ______________ to___________.

 

Harry Potter stared in horror at the sight in front of him. He never would have thought that Albus Severus would do that to Dobby. And using a stethescope too? He was shocked, but ready to fuck.

Ron weasley was just starting to enjoy _________ Hermione while she was beginning to __________ her new book. After putting the _______ in his _______, Ron knew it was going to be the best ______ of his life. That is until Harry ______ him in the face, and took _______ and left.

Fill in the blanks...

 

Ron Weasley was just starting to enjoy torturing Hermione while she was beginning to hate her new book. After putting the knife in his hand, Ron knew it was going to be the best night of his life. That is until Harry shot him in the face, and took the book and left.

The events of last night had me _______. What, exactly, had I done to _______? There were too many clues, too much ________ of what I had done, of _________ _________. There must be retribution; I had the ________ in my hand, and I was ready to __________, to finally end it in the most _______ way imaginable. That's when I heard the door open; someone _________ me.

The end _______ _______.

 

The events of last night had me aroused. What, exactly had I done to that sheep? There were too many clues, too much enjoyment of what I had done, in prison. There must be retribution; I had the dildo in my hand, and I was ready to insert, to finally end it in the most erotic way imaginable. That's when I heard the door open: someone slapped me.

The end or not?

Wow, that was weird, was it not?

 

Holy crap, you somehow turned what was originally supposed to be dark into something...very sexual in nature. Well done, sir!

How did you come to the realization that it could work itself out so smoothly?