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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Jul 12, 2007.

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  1. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Because it wasn't raining.

    Does rain melt witches, or is it only buckets of water?
     
  2. Solomon

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    Rain can and will melt witches, but only if it's raining hard enough.

    Why do you want to know?
     
  3. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    She has magic.

    Should we burn her?
     
  4. Solomon

    Solomon Heir

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    Depends.

    Is she using it against us, or against our enemies?
     
  5. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    She's using it against slashers, so lets help her.

    Should I use my uber slash!seeking death missile?
     
  6. Solomon

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    Absolutely.

    Should I use the highly-experimental fangirl elimination ray? You know, the one that backfires and explodes ninety-five percent of the time?
     
  7. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    No, because then you would only get five percent of the fangirls, and that's a waste of a perfectly good slash!Ninja elimination ray.

    You people will flip if I saw amirite. Amirite?
     
  8. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    /me flips.

    How do you feel about being the HBP?
     
  9. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    A lot worse after I found out Snape the Dark Spy was actually Unrequited Love!Doe Patronus!Most Courageous Man Harry Ever Met!Snape.

    Can anyone give me a link to The Office?
     
  10. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    I would, but Ficwad's being a bitch, and I don't think we're allowed to link directly to it. Use Ficwad's search function to look for an author named giovanni with some sort of number after it. It's not named The Office, btw, but I can't remember what its name is.

    Why is this thread rated 4 stars again? :(
     
  11. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I voted five.

    Should we go office on anyone who votes less than that?
     
  12. Nobody

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    Maybe.

    Whose line is it anyway?
     
  13. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I believe it's Wayne Brady's.

    Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
     
  14. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Nah.

    Don't the Olympics suck?
     
  15. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, I only watch the special olympics anyways......

    What do you call a dog that isn't bred for beastiality?
     
  16. Sirius White

    Sirius White First Year

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    -snip-

    Who knows?

    Why did J.k. Rowling mess up her books?
     
  17. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Because the slash ninjas made her.

    Have you ever seen a slash ninja's handiwork?
     
  18. Nobody

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    It was the last thing I ever saw.

    What's the last thing you'll ever see?
     
  19. thisperson

    thisperson Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Harry ejaculating prematurely after a strenous, imaginary, romp with Meciel...then I can finally die in peace.

    Meciel and Harry AND Amanda for the win?
     
  20. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    The votes have been tallied. The answer is a resounding YES!!

    Is Harry/Amanda/Meciel/Cessbulby going a bit to far?
     
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