No one, as I will 'sacrifice myself for the cause' and all that. But only if we use lime.

Who's going first?

 

Pick me! Pick me!

Can I go first?

 

Sorry, Death, but the fairer sex goes first.

Do girls think chivalry is getting old?

 

They say they do, but they're lying.

Will you lie with me?

 

In both interpretations?

 

Probably just the dirty one.

Is my post killing the homoeroticness of this thread?

 

Probably.

That's ok, right?

 

Sure.

How long will until this thread gets locked?

 

24, maybe 25 more pages.

This summer = Hotter than hell?

 

Yes, yes it does.

Your my turboooooooooo lovvvvverrrr?

 

I don't mind homoeroticness as long as it is over the internet.

Should I be worried that you all think I'm bisexual? (Not that it matters. I'll play the part if you wish)

 

What's worrisome about that?

 

Nothing really. I'm just not and I didn't want to fuel the twincest jokes between me and kolskit...

When life comes at you fast....?

 

You move out of the way and laugh at the person who was hurt in your place.

Will someone please make a twincest joke?

 

Twincest is wrong...

But HBP doesn't care.

Happy?

 

No, because your post gave me the mental image of Snape having buttsecks with his twin.

Bah?

 

Humbug.

Can't twincest be hot, even it incest is not?

 

Depends- you wouldn't want to see the guy from Good Charlotte have sex with his twin, would you?

 

I could happily never see any of the guys from Good Charlotte have any sort of sex.

But don't a few fangirls reach through the layers of moldy fat to rub the unloved and sandy cunts for these two:

 

I'm told that they do.

Does Voldemort need a hug.