Monica Lewinski and a Pop Machine.

What?

 

Surprise Buttsecks would be the equivalent of what you just said.

What did he just say?

 

I'm not sure, but I know it is the equivalent of surprise buttsecks.

What takes a woman?

 

Not the returns department at Best Buy that's for sure.

Anyone have a first born I could trade to get myself that new 62" flatscreen HD TV I saw?

 

If you have a fighting chimpanzee to trade, then I do.

Would you pay to watch two chimps fight?

 

No, You vs. Death?

 

I am not a monkey!

Why does thisperson think I'm a monkey?

 

It's the boa.

Monkey with a gun vs. Charlton Heston: Who wins?

 

Monkeys ftw.

Why is this thread rated 4 stars instead of 5?

 

Check again sweety.

I got my first neg rep today. Is that a bad thing?

 

Depends.

What did the negrep say?

 

Who's asking?

 

Probably the same anonymous neg repper that got me.

Why can't they just leave a signature?

 

Cowardice.

Did your negrepper have only one point of repping power?

 

ignore this, pinkboa beat me.

 

Lorelei, Pinkboa beats on you???

 

Yeah, I'm frequently abused.

Would Vernon beat up Harry with a pink boa?

 

Only in Pedo!Vernon fics.

Lorelei, bitch, you know you're not supposed to tell people. Why do you make me hit you?

 

Well, he saw the bruises and he promised he wouldn't tell anyone...

Why did HPB lie?

 

Because he's a sneaky little death eater.

Would you like it if I stopped hitting you, and we beat up the Half-Blood together?