That sounds fun.

Can we also make him wash his hair?

 

If your going to make fun of user names...

Do we want to start a user name e-peen (no offense Lorelei and Marie) here?

 

Honey, my user name is Death in a pink boa. A guy's got to have a huge fucking cock to wear pink, and I'm a skeleton: they don't even have penis's.

Did my answer make any sense at all?

 

In a 'Deathinapinkboa' kind of way.

Is it really a big deal if something without organs to differentiate gender wears pink? (i.e, a skeleton)

 

You can still tell by looking at the pelvis.

Why are some people so stupid that they think women have one more rib then men because the bible says so.

 

...People actually think that.

Do they also think that you actually turn to salt if you look the wrong way?

 

You mean you don't?? /dramatic gasp

When DO you turn into a pillar of salt?

 

Whenever I feel like it- it's my animagus.

Lord of Plot Bunnies?

 

Indeed. I have my own army of plot bunnies with which to conquer the world. ...or at least annoy people to death with countless challenges and fics on my "to do" list.

Would you like a bunny?

 

I've been hiding from your challenges as it is; I refuse to be bunnied.

True or False?

 

True, but with a twist of False and shaken, not stirred.

In a fight to the death: James Bond or Death in a Pink Boa?

 

Boa will pwn- he's death. He kan keel Bod wif his mind pawerz.

Which fic is better, My Immortal or The Office?

 

You can't get your rocks off the The Office.

Does xXxbloodyrists666xXx make you horny, baby?

 

She's smexy- especially when she jumps sexily in front of objects for no reason.

Was Elizabeth I really a virgin?

 

Not a chance, Dumbledore was all up in that.

When does hell freeze over?

 

A week from Tuesday provided Monday goes according to plan.

Pumpkin Pie or Cherry-topped Cheesecake?

 

Ice cream.

Can love beat all odds if the race is fixed?

 

Only if the special Olympics has a handicap/

To be or not to be?

 

Not to be. Don't give in to "the man".

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck...is thrown into a pit of cougars?

 

Well, that all depends on the cougars state of arousal.

How aroused are we talking?