Originally Posted by Half-Blood Prince:

 

I have not heard of that, so you divide your age in half and add seven to your age...hmm seems odd.

I'm guessing that would allow you to check wether someone is a dating option.

AaSQ8!



Why Master Slutherin why?

Edit: wow glaring typo there...on second thought I'll leave it.

 

It had to be done.

You understand?

 

No...all I see is a mod who is being nothing but a big meanie, squandering away our hopes and dreams of reaching 1000 posts.

Tell me Master Slytherin did you ever have a dream?

 

If his dream was to stop other peoples' goal of reaching a thousand posts in an Ask a Stupid Question thread then he has reached it.

We shall spam like hell and reach our goal this time, though. Yes?

 

Yes as long as rapid posting doesn't lead to the same abortion that was AaSQ7.

Math Problems anyone?

 

I hate math.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck Chuck Norris?

 

A wood chuck would chuck a quarter pile of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, why'd Fuzzy Wuzzy have no hair?

 

Because he was oblivious to jokes(just like you) and I shaved his once-fuzzy ass for it.

How did you not get that it was a Chuck Norris joke?

 

o_o; I didn't catch it. I need to go curl into a ball and die now.

Why'd you shave fuzzy? ( HOW DID HE FAIL AT LIFE. )

edit: By the way, Chuck Norris is a beast, and a Wood chuck couldn't chuck Chuck Norris. o_o;

 

Because everything is better shaved.......

Insert extraordinary stupid question?

 

You mean something along the lines of:

Why is The-Hyphenated-One Hyphenated?

 

In order to give him an advantage in battles against Half-Blood Prince.

Evanna Meghan Lynch (actress who plays Luna in the movies) was born on 16 August 1991. That makes her sixteen in about two and a half weeks... fapable?

 

only in Arkansas

What size condom does Hagrid use?

 

Giant size. (Horribly bad pun intended.)

Why didn't madeyemoody use hyphens? He wouldn't have been able to beat The-Hyphenated-One but he would have easily beat me.

 

Because he wasn't cool enough for hyphens.

Is THO good enough for Hyphens?

Edit: I'm gone for a day and I missed both AaSQ8 and xcel's banning? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

 

It's because you play with other people at night.

Huh?

 

Meh.

Are there any Australian creationists?

 

It's possible.

Was it really such a good idea to introduce - and heavily supply - Iron Axes to the - I believe - Australian tribe that valued their Stone Axes?

 

Sure!

It's all in the name of progress, right?