Depends on what penis and vagina.

Mitch's penis vs. Madame Maxime's vagina?

 

Madame Maxime's Vagina

Giantess pussy might have a clit to beat Mitch's tragically small penis.

Lorelei, should we start an Albus Severus club?

To defy all those Preachers who believe Masterbation is a sin, worthy of having your bits removed and never gaining entrance to the Heavens.

 

You don't realize what Albus Severus is until you write it out in MS Word.

All Hail?

 

Sure, all hail.

Would we need a picture thingy to post in our signatures?

Because if so, it's already looking like too much work...

 

We need a thingy. I'd make it, but as the above graphic shows, my skillz are limited to MS Word doodles and nothing beyond.

Anyone else want to join and make us a thingy?

 

Oh I have a thingy!

We can use that.

How about asking Jon?

 

Sure.

Is he good enough to fit 'All Hail Albus Severus Potter, Protector of Sexual Deviance' on one banner?

 

We can never truly know until he tries.

How will we better explain this group to all of DLP?

 

Here are a few tag lines-
Albus Severus Potter- The Truth is Out There
Al Sev- Because Masturbating for Jesus Just Isn't Enough
When You're Feeling... Up... Albus Severus is There.
Albus Severus- Better Then Estee Lauder For Wrinkle Cream

Which one do you like?

 

Well those two seem like the best choices.

This one just screamed out homoeroticness, truthfully we could do without it, but if you want it sure.

To the minute, this one is my favorite thus far.

Why is that women were never mentioned in the articles Lecter posted?

 

Because us females can do whatever we want; what do you think Women's Lib was for?

Do you now need a men's rights lobbying movement? Masturbatory Equality!

P.s. I like the sexual deviance one best, but if you have any ideas? Moar Albus Severus is necessary.

 

It'd be best if you learned this now, my writing and creativity skills are lacking so much, I swear a first grader would tell you better ideas than me, if this group is to start you would basically be the brains of the operation, I would just be the grunt worker.

/me has an idea

How does.

Albus Severus - The Devils Sexual Advocate

Or

So you finally learned God doesn't love you - AS is there.

Here's praying Jesus never finds those dirty tissues - Al Sev

Took me 10 minutes, and I think my brain farted...

So any more ideas?

 

I like yours. I wonder if we can ask someone to make one of those flashing user bars, like Amerision's sig.

What do you think about:
Albus Severus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt
and
Albus Severus Says- Masturbate (Ok, that ones kinda lame)

Any other Stupid Questioners who want to join?

 

Acquiring the user bars should be first priority.

The revolving images are quite simple to do actually

We can even make them ourselves, albeit they would be crappy.

(Site for making User Bars: Here)

(And this will make it revolve: Revolvus Maximus


Picture I made to try out site:

Other user input would be helpful, anyone willing to lend their brain for a worthy cause?

 

I like that. /me cackles
This is fun.

I made this one- I'll make a better one later, and make them animooted
Edit: I like this one better, but still needs improvement-

Has anyone else been touched by an Albus?

 

I'm not sure I should reveal that...would you?

@Lorelei: I managed to complete one!

It only allows a maximum of 10 user bars though, so if we want more quotes some will have to go.

What do you think?




Edit: Wow my choices of colors really weren't that great...a complete re-do maybe...

 

I don't like the colors for the wrinkle cream one and the When You're Feeling Up one. The others are great.

What Would Albus Severus Do?

 

He would kill his father for having copulated with she who has std's.

The Ask a Stupid Question Series of Threads are quite possibly, the most epic threads in the spam section?

(What kind of colors would you recommend then?)

 

Epic threads are teh epic.
(For the wrinkle cream one, maybe some softer greens, not neon. For When You're Feeling Up, maybe black and gray.)

Is Ask A Stupid Question a misnomer that should be changed to Ask a Random Question That Could Possibly Hijack the Thread?

 

How else could two people have hi-jacked a thread for four hours.

Should we hold it hostage now?


Edit: In complete fucktard fashion I forgot to save the URL of the pictures that were hosted, I must now go back and re-do them all, since I know of no way to get the URL's back.

Image user bars away!