It's a bit cliched by now, no? I say we go for the blue-brick rode.

Did anyone else here see the Simpsons movie?

 

I did; last Saturday, latest show they had.

On the assumption that you did, what did you think of it?

 

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

Anyone see the movie Hot Rod? Cool Beans?

 

I did not; and I do not care if I make an ass out of you, nor myself. I consistently do so.

Do you generally make an ass out of yourself, as well?

 

All the time. It's a gift.

What's your gift?

 

Consistent odd usage of words that tend to confuse or amuse those around me; at least while offline, and not in my element.

Do you have more than one gift?

 

Yes, but due to gag-orders from a judge I can't discuss them.

Door to Door Sales: Work of the Devil or Plot by book publishers to interupt your favorite TV show?

 

It's all part of the epic battle between technology and People Who Believe We Should Be Outside Having Some Good Old Fashioned Fun.

Jehovah's Witnesses witness what?

 

They witness the speed at which my door can slam in their face.

Has anyone actually ever converted religion due to door-to-door preaching? ...when it didn't involve a torch, pitchfork, and/or inquisition?

 

Let me consult my magic 8-ball.

...No.

How fast is the speed at which your door can slam in their face?

 

30mps

Slam, then 'BOOM!' the sonic boom is there.

lulz inducing?

 

Yes, though I like the 'How to Tell if You Have a Gay' FG clip better (only because of the responses).

Goodbye, cruel userbar, it's over?

 

If you say so.

What will you do now?

 

Good question, because a life without userbars has no substance. Or hyphens.

How many different types of stupid questions are there?

 

Infinite.

Wouldn't you agree?

 

Yes, I was hoping I wasn't the only one.

How many times can Oprah take over the world>?

 

There are only so many times people will put up with her bull****, so Six seems like a decent number.

All hail Billy Gates, 'rul3r of teh w0r1d'?

 

No, all hail The-Ikea-Guy, true ruler of the world.

I think the richest man is some guy in Mexico?

 

It is; a Mexican is the wealthiest man on Earth at current.

Is it the end of the world?

 

Not really, he controls almost all tele-communications there.

People say Gates will bounce back, is that true?